Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Good Answer!

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute." The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me are doing basically the same work? "

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic.....

"TRY TO DO IT WHEN THE ENGINE IS RUNNING."

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Sense of humor!

I got this email from one of my friend, thought let I share with common sorrels.....!

Never knew positive attitude can be something like this!!

Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok" Next - Father
approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the
World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a
vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I
need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gate's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have nothing, you can get anything. But your
attitude should be positive Think ++++++